December 2009
34 posts
FYI: I am one of those "humorless" feminists who...
thethirdoption:
nihilistidealist:
sexismandthecity:
(via tiredofbeingignored)
today,
after a quick shower, i put on my socks first. then my understuffs, then a shirt. lastly, i picked out navy corduroy pants.
i feel liberated from some predetermined system of dressing.
the child.
me: what're we going to do today?
ethan: we could draw pictures out of this "Draw. Write. Now!"
me: really?
ethan: no, i'm just kidding. i tried to draw the polar bear, but was frustrated. so then i tried to draw a penguin, but was frustrated again. and then, i tried to draw an eskimo, but it made me so frustrated i just couldn't draw anymore! it was just making me frustrated and frustrated and...ACK!
potentially a child genius.
can I make a suggestion?
never read The Most Evil Women in History. please. for my sake. for my soul’s sake. vicious, brutal, inhuman acts of depravity should not be read about after the sun’s gone down. period.
he's a demon on wheels!
Trixie: is that a ninja?
Pops: more like a non-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Trixie: huh. Cool beans.
all things bright and beautiful.
once a year, disallowing how your calendar falls be it aztec, roman, chinese, or digital we celebrate a triumphant of life over death a victory over the only thing more perpetual than taxes and i don’t have a soap box for this one.
despite all the tacky sayings and the force-fed Americanization of the most beautiful truth i adamently and fully know Jesus is the reason for the season
so i...
Beards
polycarp:
are awesome. In reply to philip! I wish I could grow a beard on command. If Jim can pull it off, I can totally pull it off! Now only if I could grow facial hair faster :’(
amen, brother bear! beards are haute. period.
A Tiger is a Tiger, Not a Lamb.
Brian: oh, screw Maximillion!
Sally: I do.
Brian: ...I do too.
i have a good, and great, and glorious, and blessed life. but that doesn’t mean i don’t get ridiculously stressed.
ah, unnecessary tension, you are the curse of the single white female.
women!
Ethan: TAKE THOSE OFF. I HATE THEM.
Me: My nails? They're acrylic, I can't.
Ethan: I hate them! I hate when women have those! I hate women with fake body parts!
that throbbing behind my temples, that's new.
there are two grey doors, opening and closing every few seconds. the small gnome patiently waits at the round base of the hill, preparing to climb through one of those doors. he bides his time, he is immortal and requires no haste. he sees a window of oppotunity, the doors held open longer than normal, the inhabitants distracted elsewhile, he leaps at his chance. running up the hill, springing...
everything goes according to plan.
good morning, world. i slept well. i dreamed well. i feel well, and pray this feeling remains. last night i performed for the school board, as well as for the advanced acting show case. and got stuck on repeat. but hey, it could’ve been worse! now i’m hungry. and why i’m typing this, i’ll never know.
i guess i wanted to feel important for a second. and i wanted you to feel...
i wish i possessed a functional brain. but then, what would i have to write about?
“i feel like i’m staring straight into satan’s mouth! there’s...”
– Brooke Ledbetter on those awful blue Christmas lights.
Dream Team!!!
yea girl, yea!
shanzebra:
Me Philip Mia Caleb Polly Ashlee
Doing what you ask?
PERFORMING THE GAP CHEERLEADING COMMERCIAL!!!! HOW CUTE ARE THESE BOOTS??!?!?!
:D
Talent show, get ready!
hm.
i’m about three inches tall.
i’ve the voice of an elephant getting his tail pulled by a baby gazette in need of attention.
i feel all the weight of gravity’s unseen arms.
i’m full of gibberish and literary criticism.
i’m better than you.
i’ve nothing to offer.
i lack the decency to quit.
step in when you see an opening, a waltz is for two.
Elena sneezes.
I say, ‘bless you!’
She says, ‘bless you too!’
I adore three year olds.