texting my father.
me:EATZI'S.
Dad:What is that?
me:Eatzi's? The food place? In Dallas?
Dad:Where is that?
me:Dad. You know what I'm talking about.
Dad:Who is this?
me:Mia! Your daughter!
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[later, in person.]
Dad:My texts were so funny! Weren't they funny? Haha, gotcha!
me:...