texting my father.
| me: | EATZI'S. |
| Dad: | What is that? |
| me: | Eatzi's? The food place? In Dallas? |
| Dad: | Where is that? |
| me: | Dad. You know what I'm talking about. |
| Dad: | Who is this? |
| me: | Mia! Your daughter! |
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| [later, in person.] | |
| Dad: | My texts were so funny! Weren't they funny? Haha, gotcha! |
| me: | ... |
